{"quotes":[{"text":"Southern DADDY—Dandy At Doin’ Diapers Y’all!","author":"Richelle E. Goodrich","tags":["daddy","dads","diapers","fathers","richelle","richelle-e-goodrich","richelle-goodrich"],"id":11229,"author_id":"Richelle+E.+Goodrich"},{"text":"If you live long enough \u0026 have changed enough diapers like I have raising 6 whole grown adult children one-at-a-time; you ought to be able to call out bullshit blindly, in about a million different ways \u0026 plays. My potty-training days have long been over...So what fool retards at their wisdom stage? For this chief reason, I could show you better than tell you, try as you might: you cannot change grown ups diapers in life, who think you don't know how 'full of shit' they are today.","author":"Tracey Bond","tags":["bullshit","changing-diapers","diapers","full-of-shit","grown","potty-training","raising-children","wisdom"],"id":111142,"author_id":"Tracey+Bond"},{"text":"A man who lives long enough will be a boy twice.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["age","death","dependence","diapers","nappies","old-age-homes"],"id":206289,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"But playing your music as loud as you want and coming home drunk aren't real life. Real life, it turns out, is diapers and lawnmowers, decks that need painting, a wife that needs to be listened to, kids that need to be taught right from wrong, a checkbook, an oil change, a sunset behind a mountain, laughter at a kitchen table, too much wine, a chipped tooth, and a screaming child.","author":"Donald Miller","tags":["children","diapers","family","marriage","real-life","sunset","wine"],"id":215312,"author_id":"Donald+Miller"},{"text":"Heroes don't wear diapers. It's just not cool.","author":"Felix Baumgartner","tags":["heroes","just","diapers "],"id":319859,"author_id":"Felix+Baumgartner"},{"text":"Politicians and diapers should be changed frequently, and for the same reason.","author":"Eça de Queirós","tags":["diapers","politics"],"id":417492,"author_id":"E%C3%A7a+de+Queir%C3%B3s"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}