Never mix business with religion, or you might end up losing your testimony when the business agreement is no longer something you or Christ would put up with.

Sound an alarm! Advertising, not deals, builds brands.

But were they truly victims? If they made a deal, knowing fully what they were trading for a wish--but then again, could a person ever truly know the consequences of giving away their heart?

Her chin lifted. 'Very well. Here is my best offer. Half of my nakedness for all of yours.'He pretended to think on it. ' It's a bargain.

Rich people show their appreciation through favors. When everyone you know has more money than they know what to do with, money stops being a useful transactional tool. So instead you offer favors. Deals. Quid pro quos. Things that involve personal involvement rather than money. Because when you're that rich, your personal time is your limiting factor.

Seth's quote from his book:'And if I only couldI'd make a deal with God and I'd get Him to swap our places'-'Running up that Hill' by Kate Bush.

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That’s the thing,” she said. “You add on getting rid of starvation and poverty like it’s a fringe benefit. Like the slice of lemon you get with a plate of whitebait.” He laughed. “That’s why I succeed,” he said, “where the men with beautiful souls always fail. If you walk through the market asking the stallholders to give you a slice of lemon for free, they’d laugh in your face. Pay for the whitebait and you get a good meal of whitebait for your money, plus the free lemon.