{"quotes":[{"text":"I've committed to nothing...And that's just suicide...By tiny, tiny increments.","author":"Nick Hornby","tags":["characterization","dark-humor","fiction","personal-insight","rob-gordon"],"id":4807,"author_id":"Nick+Hornby"},{"text":"It took me a moment. I blinked, and suddenly it swam into focus and I had to frown very hard to keep myself from giggling out loud like the schoolgirl Deb had accused me of being. Because he had arranged the arms and legs in letters, and the letters spelled out a single small word: BOO. The three torsos were carefully arranged below the BOO in a quarter-circle, making a cute little Halloween smile. What a scamp.","author":"Jeff Lindsay","tags":["crime","dark-humor","dexter","dexter-morgan","dismemberment","halloween","humor"],"id":6039,"author_id":"Jeff+Lindsay"},{"text":"A man’s greatest treasures are his illusions - Durzo Blint.","author":"Brent Weeks","tags":["dark-humor","fantasy"],"id":17992,"author_id":"Brent+Weeks"},{"text":"Terry loved candlelight dinners and red wine. It was a nice contrast from work.And killing people.","author":"Jonas Eriksson","tags":["dark-humor","horror","psychopath","thriller"],"id":23082,"author_id":"Jonas+Eriksson"},{"text":"We live and we die and anything else is just delusion. It's just passive chick bullshit about feelings and sensitivity. Just made-up subjective emotional crap. There is no soul. There is no God. There's just decisions and disease and death.","author":"Chuck Palahniuk","tags":["dark-humor","death","humor","life-and-death"],"id":27591,"author_id":"Chuck+Palahniuk"},{"text":"He comes.And he comesloadedwith noise pollution.If I ever prayed for anything,it was for a manto shut up.","author":"Casey Renee Kiser","tags":["brutal-honesty","dark-humor","depression","feminism","life","prayer","reality","relationships","truth"],"id":33363,"author_id":"Casey+Renee+Kiser"},{"text":"I could croak with no warning, and the only tragedy anyone would experience would be showing up on the last day of my estate sale simply to discover that all remaining items had copious amounts of dog hair on them.","author":"Laurie Notaro","tags":["dark-humor","death","dogs","humor"],"id":41791,"author_id":"Laurie+Notaro"},{"text":"Alice is fictional. This isn't.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["american-culture","dark-humor","group-think","groupthink","lady-gaga","mad-magazine","parodies","parody","pop-culture","popular-culture","resident-evil","satire","sheeple","short-story","simpsons","south-park","zombie-apocalypse","zombies"],"id":45325,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"People are sheep. TV is the shepherd.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["dark-humor","entertainment","herd-mentality","humor","hype","mainstream-media","mass-media","media","mindlessness","pop-culture","sheep","sheep-mentality","sheeple","television"],"id":45533,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"It's better to be loved than feared, but if you can't be loved, then fear will do.-Dino quoting Machiavelli.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["dark-humor","fear","love"],"id":47752,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":114,"pages":12,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}