{"quotes":[{"text":"Hell-on-skis, can you hear me? This is flying cupcake.","author":"Joss Stirling","tags":["crystal","cupcake","inside-joke","love","moment","skies","xav"],"id":18476,"author_id":"Joss+Stirling"},{"text":"I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and planned to do some serious feeling up on the green furry beast too. Yeah, stooping to pharmaceutical-inspired sex fantasies about garbage can Sesame Street characters - that had to be the best Just Say No drug lecture a girl in a leg cast could ever receive to make her go cold turkey off the meds.","author":"Rachel Cohn","tags":["cupcake","cyd-charisse","drugs","gingerbread","high","humour","leg-injury","medication","oscar-the-grouch","painkillers","pills","rachel-cohn","sesame-street","shrimp"],"id":152194,"author_id":"Rachel+Cohn"},{"text":"That's it, cupcake. You're going down.","author":"Rick Riordan","tags":["cupcake","humor","trash-talk"],"id":300254,"author_id":"Rick+Riordan"},{"text":"I've never met a problem a proper cupcake couldn't fix.","author":"Sarah Ockler","tags":["cupcake","dessert","problems"],"id":332999,"author_id":"Sarah+Ockler"},{"text":"You're funny.' Phoebe passed me the last chocolate cupcake. 'And I always thought your friends were laughing over their own farts.''Ninety percent of Eastwood's male population laughs over their own farts. Present company excluded, naturally.","author":"Robyn Schneider","tags":["chocolate","chocolate-cupcake","cupcake","farts","friends","funny","high-school","humor","laughing-over-own-farts","male","percentages","students"],"id":336876,"author_id":"Robyn+Schneider"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":5,"pages":1}}