{"quotes":[{"text":"Journalism is not a precise science, it's a crude art.","author":"Dan Rather","tags":["ama","art","crude","journalism","media","media-journalism","reddit","school-shooting","science","shooting"],"id":16360,"author_id":"Dan+Rather"},{"text":"I once took a poo in the woods while hunched over like an animal. It was AWESOME.","author":"Drew Barrymore","tags":["actress","animal","awesome","child-star","crass","crazy","crude","disgusting","ecology","environmentalism","funny","hippie","icky","liberal","memories","special","strange","weird","woods"],"id":32054,"author_id":"Drew+Barrymore"},{"text":"I am like a dead begoniahanging upside down because like a dead begonia I don't give a fuck.","author":"David Levithan","tags":["begonias","crude","humor","i-don-t-care","poems","will-grayson-will-grayson"],"id":79009,"author_id":"David+Levithan"},{"text":"Roots cannot grow into trees if there are no supernatural elements in the soil. Man cannot grow wealthy and famous if he doesn't contribute to either, the good or evil.","author":"Michael Bassey Johnson","tags":["appease","contending","contribution","crude","deity","evil","fame","forces","forces-of-darkness","god","gods","good-and-evil","heaven","hell","honour","infernal","inferno","message","messages","michael-bassey-johnson","paranormal","prosperity","reflection","roots","sacrifice","satan","source","sowing-seeds","spreading-the-word","supernatural","trees","tribute","wealth","wicked","witchcraft"],"id":91995,"author_id":"Michael+Bassey+Johnson"},{"text":"Good plan,' Freddy was saying. 'Let's get some decent sleep. Tomorrow we can shake our gravy asses into town and do some sluething.","author":"Ali Sparkes","tags":["crude","frozen","funny","humor","time"],"id":328383,"author_id":"Ali+Sparkes"},{"text":"Like a pair of old slippers,I feel comfort andwarmth as I slip into you.No, that is too crude.Like the match to the wick,I ignite when we touch.My counterpart andlife's purpose.Yes, as though I've known you my whole life.Every scar, every failurehas become an affirmationof what should be:You.Yes, as though I've loved you my whole life.","author":"Kamand Kojouri","tags":["affection","affectionate","affirm","affirmation","beloved","boyfriend","candle","comfort","counterpart","crude","desire","fail","failure","falling-in-love","flame","girlfriend","harmony","husband","ignite","in-love","inspiration","inspirational","kamand","kamand-kojouri","kojouri","light","love","love-poem","love","lover","loving","marriage","match","mate","me-and-you","partner","passion","poem","poetry","purpose","quote","scar","slip","slippers","soulmate","spouse","touch","union","unity","warmth","wedding","wick","wife","you-and-i","you-and-me"],"id":395213,"author_id":"Kamand+Kojouri"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}