{"quotes":[{"text":"Little Joe was still behind him. Eli could feel it. He wanted to look back, but he couldn’t. The tears were too close. If he were Fancy, he’d turn around and kick and buck and moo and do just about anything to keep his calf near. But Eli wasn’t Fancy; he was a farmer.","author":"Sandra Neil Wallace","tags":["animal-stories","animals","-sandra-neil-wallace","coming-of-age","cows","farm-life","life-s-lessons","little-joe","loss","nature","sadness"],"id":8804,"author_id":"Sandra+Neil+Wallace"},{"text":"…and available man candy. But at least there would be mud, and maybe cows.” p12.","author":"Claire Upton","tags":["cows","fate","love","twisted"],"id":35869,"author_id":"Claire+Upton"},{"text":"I'll stop eating steak when you stop killing spiders.' Absurdity: comparing cows to spiders. Arachnids are pure evil. They're like a cigarette manufacturer or a terrorist. They're organized religion on eight legs.","author":"Davey Havok","tags":["arachnid","arachnids","bugs","cows","death","debate","insects","meat","murder","religion","spider","spiders","steak","vegan","vegetarian"],"id":51261,"author_id":"Davey+Havok"},{"text":"Progress is a wonderful thing of course, and I can appreciate the lactiferins that are sprinkled on the pasture to turn the grass to cheese. And yet this lack of cows, however rational it may be, gives one the feeling that the fields and meadows, deprived of their phlegmatic, bemusedly ruminating presence, are pitifully empty.","author":"Stanisław Lem","tags":["cows","progress"],"id":98107,"author_id":"Stanis%C5%82aw+Lem"},{"text":"We are not sheep or cows. God didn’t create fences for us or boundaries to contain our nationalities. Man did. God didn’t draw up religious barriers to separate us from each other. Man did. And on top of that, no father would like to see his children fighting or killing each other. The Creator favors the man who spreads loves over the man who spreads hate. A religious title does not make anyone more superior over another. If a kind man stands by his conscience and exhibits truth in his words and actions, he will stand by God regardless of his faith. If mankind wants to evolve, we must learn from our past mistakes. If not, our technology will evolve without us.","author":"Suzy Kassem","tags":["action","barriers","blind-faith","borders","boundaries","children","conscience","cows","creator","cultures","equality","evolution","evolve","faith","father","fighting","followers","god","hate","hatred","history","humanism","humanity","kind","kindess","learn","love","man","mistakes","mother","nationalism","nationalities","peace","religion","religious","seperate","seperated","sheep","stand","superiority","technology","truth","words"],"id":135833,"author_id":"Suzy+Kassem"},{"text":"Thanks cows. I appreciate your tastiness.","author":"Craig Ferguson","tags":["cows","food","tasty"],"id":144011,"author_id":"Craig+Ferguson"},{"text":"Twenty-five, he was. Twenty-five tomorrow. Some years the snow had melted for his birthday, but not this year, and so it had been a long winter full of cows.","author":"Jane Smiley","tags":["birthday","cows","twenty-five","winter"],"id":152973,"author_id":"Jane+Smiley"},{"text":"I have learned that I, we, are a dollar-a-day people (which is terrible, they say, because a cow in Japan is worth $9 a day). This means that a Japanese cow would be a middle class Kenyan... A $9-a-day cow from Japan could very well head a humanitarian NGO in Kenya. Massages are very cheap in Nairobi, so the cow would be comfortable.","author":"Binyavanga Wainaina","tags":["aid","cows","development","irony","kenya","ngo"],"id":175487,"author_id":"Binyavanga+Wainaina"},{"text":"To country people Cows are mild,And flee from any stick they throw;But I’m a timid town bred child,And all the cattle seem to know.","author":"T.S. Eliot","tags":["city","confidence","country","cows","timidity"],"id":198689,"author_id":"T.S.+Eliot"},{"text":"Baby rats need rat milk, baby cats need cat milk, baby dogs need dog milk, baby humans need human milk, baby cows need cow milk, baby chimps need chimp milk.. Would anyone believe it if someone claimed adult giraffes need elephant milk? Or adult horses need squirrel milk? Or adult possums need goat milk? Or adult humans need cow milk? Oh, wait, no, that last one makes total sense.. NOT.","author":"Mango Wodzak","tags":["cows","dairy","goat-milk","logic","milk","vegan","vegan","veganism","vegans"],"id":217638,"author_id":"Mango+Wodzak"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":25,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}