Culture is a fibreglass condom suit - highly restrictive, uncomfortable and itchy as hell.

The difference between a retiring man and a used condom is that the condom isn’t given a golden watch to inspire the illusion that it still matters to whomever that has just used it.

Worry is to human beings … what a condom is to a man with erectile dysfunction.

To some believers, being on the pill or using a condom is a nonverbal way of telling God to go to hell.

Although every person makes mistakes, not every mistake makes a person.