Show some respect. They were your grandparents. -BatmanJust names and dusty frames on the wall to me. -DamienI take exception to that. There is not a speck of dust collecting on those portraits. -Alfred.

— Peter J. Tomasi

Marv's a guy you've got to be careful around. He doesn't mean any harm, but he causes plenty.

— Frank Miller

Answer me immediately or I'll start cutting away everything that's pretty on you...And then put it back.

— Richard Finney

You’re not doing a good job of selling me this dumb fantasy. I’m not climbing into the back of your van if I have to be Robin. I’m Batman. That’s how these things work.

— John Kerry

Lucky Luke: I wonder how you manage to read with everything that's going on.Jolly Jumper: By turning the pages just like everyone else.

— Morris

An angel is an empty comic book thought bubble. The content has to be filled in by the viewer.

— Chris F. Westbury

Death is complicated.'-Johann Kraus.

— John Arcudi