{"quotes":[{"text":"The table was covered with food like roast chicken, roast potatoes, roast parsnips, roast turkey, roast liquorice and, the centrepiece, a roasted knight.","author":"Elias Zapple","tags":["astronauts","children-s-books","comedy-humor","dragons","fantasy","fiction-writing","humor","humour","knights"],"id":9981,"author_id":"Elias+Zapple"},{"text":"When people get into their 30s plus 'boyfriend' sounds weird...If you really think about it. Instead, I think we should universally start using the term 'manfriend' or 'snookie bookie cuddles pie'.","author":"Michelle M. Pillow","tags":["boyfriend","comedy","comedy-humor","humor","manfriend","nonsense","relationships","thirties"],"id":15195,"author_id":"Michelle+M.+Pillow"},{"text":"If you call a gypsy a vagabond, I think you do him wrong,For he never goes a-travelling but he takes his home along.And the only reason a road is good, as every wanderer knows,Is just because of the homes, the homes, the homes to which it goes.","author":"Joyce Kilmer","tags":["adventure","bullying","comedy-humor","father-daughter","friendship","historical","mystery","romance","travel","womens-fiction"],"id":65581,"author_id":"Joyce+Kilmer"},{"text":"This,” Alaric explained to Sarah in what he thought was a kindly voice, “isn’t love you’re feeling. Only dopamine. Because Felix isn’t like anyone else you know. Being a creature of the night, he’s new and exciting and activates a neurotransmitter in your brain that releases feelings of euphoria when you’re around him…especially because you know you can never actually be together, and he seems complicated, and perhaps even sensitive and vulnerable at times. But I can assure you: he’s anything but.”“How dare you?” Sarah demanded hotly. “It isn’t dopa…whatever! It’s love! Love!","author":"Meg Cabot","tags":["comedy-humor","dopamine","humor","love","vampires"],"id":67034,"author_id":"Meg+Cabot"},{"text":"Knowledge may be power, but half of what I know I wish I could forget.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy-humor","comical","humor","humorist","humorous","philisophical","philisophical-life"],"id":75958,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"I got home a little after seven, but didn’t feel hungry. Instead, I crawled into my pajamas and pulled out my Jimmy Stewart movie It’s a Wonderful Life. I fixed myself a cup of herbal tea and settled in for the night. Normally, I’d save such a classic movie for the holidays, when I tended to feel sorry for myself, but today’s need felt urgent. If Jimmy was able to accept that he had a wonderful life, maybe I could, too.","author":"J.C. Patrick","tags":["comedy","comedy-humor","romance"],"id":89116,"author_id":"J.C.+Patrick"},{"text":"A sturdy hold, but I think there's something up with the material.","author":"Pete Sortwell","tags":["comedy-humor","humor","humour"],"id":103377,"author_id":"Pete+Sortwell"},{"text":"One should never give up on hope. Unless that's the name of the girl who cheated on you in which case, yeah, give her up.","author":"Carroll Bryant","tags":["comedy","comedy-humor","comical","funny","funny-humor","humor","humorous","relationship-humor"],"id":113516,"author_id":"Carroll+Bryant"},{"text":"I think the reason I choose the comic approach so often is because it's harder, therefore affording me the opportunity to show off.","author":"Rita Mae Brown","tags":["comedy","comedy-humor","comic","comic-books","comics","humor-inspirational","jared-wheat","opportunities","opportunity","opportunity-temptation","reason","reasons","sense-of-humor","show-off","show-offs","showing-off"],"id":124522,"author_id":"Rita+Mae+Brown"},{"text":"I like big books and I cannot lie.You other readers can’t denyThat when a kid walks in with The Name of the WindLike a hardbound brick of win.Story bling.Wanna swipe that thingCause you see that boy is speedingRight through the book he’s reading.I’m hooked and I can’t stop pleading.Wanna curl up with that for ages,All thousand pages.Reviewers tried to warn me.But with that plot you hookedMe like Bradley.Ooh, crack that fat spine.You know I wanna make you mine.This book is stella ’cause it ain’t some quick novella.","author":"Jim C. Hines","tags":["comedy-humor","fantasy","tome"],"id":126839,"author_id":"Jim+C.+Hines"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":30,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}