{"quotes":[{"text":"There are two types of people in this world. People who hate clowns...And clowns. (Bobby Pendragon).","author":"D.J. MacHale","tags":["clowns","humor","people"],"id":31580,"author_id":"D.J.+MacHale"},{"text":"A red nose is the clown's mask and my moustache is mine.","author":"Nuno Roque","tags":["art","artist","artistic-expression","artistry","artists","artists","clown","clown","clowns","mask","masks","moustache","moustaches","mustache","mustaches","theatre"],"id":35033,"author_id":"Nuno+Roque"},{"text":"Statesmen are grocers, ambitious clowns.","author":"Dejan Stojanovic","tags":["ambition","books","clowns","dejan-stojanovic","grocers","literature","literature","philosophy","poetry","poetry","poets","quotes","statesmen","the-sun-watches-the-sun","wisdom"],"id":55867,"author_id":"Dejan+Stojanovic"},{"text":"Death's gruesome face taunts:soulless eyes, crimson grimace.I really hate clowns.","author":"Katherine Applegate","tags":["clowns","horror"],"id":63049,"author_id":"Katherine+Applegate"},{"text":"Life is a great big beautiful three-ring circus. There are those on the floor making their lives among the heads of lions and hoops of fire, and those in the stands, complacent and wowed, their mouths stuffed with popcorn. I know less now than ever about life, but I do know its size. Life is enormous. Much grander than what we’ve taken for ourselves, so far. When the show is over and the tent is packed, the elephants, lions and dancing poodles are caged and mounted on trucks to caravan to the next town. The clown’s makeup has worn, and his bright, red smile has been washed down a sink. All that is left is another performance, another tent and set of lights. We rest in the knowledge: the show must go on. Somewhere, behind our stage curtain, a still, small voice asks why we haven’t yet taken up juggling. My seminars were like this. Only, instead of flipping shiny, black bowling balls or roaring chainsaws through the air, I juggled concepts. The world is intrinsically tied together. All things march through time at different intervals but move ahead in one fashion or another. Though we may never understand it, we are all part of something much larger than ourselves—something anchoring us to the spot we have mentally chosen. We sniff out the rules, through spiritual quests and the sciences. And with every new discovery, we grow more confused. Our inability to connect what seems illogical to unite and to defy logic in our understanding keeps us from enlightenment. The artists and insane tiptoe around such insights, but lack the compassion to hand-feed these concepts to a blind world. The interconnectedness of all things is not simply a pet phrase. It is a big “T” truth that the wise spend their lives attempting to grasp.","author":"Christopher Hawke","tags":["artists","circus","clown","clowns","concept","concepts","confusion","discovery","enlightenment","imagination","insane","insanity-interconnectedness","life","lions","logic","popcorn","understanding"],"id":128642,"author_id":"Christopher+Hawke"},{"text":"When asked what profession they like least, most people will give the obvious answer: clowns.","author":"Brian South","tags":["clowns","horror","humor","zombies"],"id":147634,"author_id":"Brian+South"},{"text":"There was something about clowns that was worse than zombies. (Or maybe something that was the same. When you see a zombie, you want to laugh at first. When you see a clown, most people get a little nervous. There's the pallor and the cakey mortician-style makeup, the shuffling and the untidy hair. But clowns were probably malicious, and they moved fast on those little bicycles and in those little crammed cars. Zombies weren't much of anything. They didn't carry musical instruments and they didn't care whether or not you laughed at them. You always knew what zombies wanted.).","author":"Kelly Link","tags":["clowns","zombies"],"id":151789,"author_id":"Kelly+Link"},{"text":"The United States is the wealthiest nation in the history of the world, yet its inhabitants are strikingly unhappy. Accordingly, we present to the rest of mankind, on a planet rife with suffering and tragedy, the spectacle of a clown civilization. Sustained on a clown diet rich in sugar and fat, we have developed a clown physiognomy. We dress like clowns. We move about a landscape filled with cartoon buildings in clownmobiles, absorbed in clownish activities. We fill our idle hours enjoying the canned antics of professional clowns... Death, when we acknowledge it, is just another pratfall on the boob tube. Bang! You're dead!","author":"James Howard Kunstler","tags":["america","clown","clowns","community","social-criticism","the-united-states"],"id":164597,"author_id":"James+Howard+Kunstler"},{"text":"They are tragic,' said Vetinari, 'and we laugh at their tragedy as we laugh at our own. The painted grin leers out at us from the darkness, mocking our insane belief in order, logic, status, the reality of reality. The mask knows that we are born on the banana skin that leads only to the open manhole cover of doom, and all we can hope for are the cheers of the crowd.","author":"Terry Pratchett","tags":["clowns","humor","tragedy"],"id":168700,"author_id":"Terry+Pratchett"},{"text":"A Dirty Clown Is a Ridiculously Clean when standing amongst Politicians.","author":"David Corralez","tags":["clowns","democrats","political","politicians","republicans"],"id":230690,"author_id":"David+Corralez"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":16,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}