{"quotes":[{"text":"Today I am amused, and I haven't seen anyone yet.","author":"Aleksandra Ninkovic","tags":["alone","amused","clever","humor","mornings","today","wit","writing"],"id":1241,"author_id":"Aleksandra+Ninkovic"},{"text":"People always knock what's new but I love the modern Internet, where cleverness is currency. Social media is a cleverness meritocracy. We're living in it.","author":"Alexei Maxim Russell","tags":["clever","cleverness","currency","future","internet","internet-marketing","marketing","marketing","merit","meritocracy","modern","modern-life","modern-society","social-media"],"id":11212,"author_id":"Alexei+Maxim+Russell"},{"text":"Marry the one who laughs when you laugh, and you are clever; marry the one who cries when you cry, and you are intelligent, but marry the one who does both with you, and you are wise.","author":"Matshona Dhliwayo","tags":["clever","falling-in-love","husband","intelligent","laugh","life-lesson","life-lessons","life-lessons","love","love","love-and-saying","love-and-sayings","love-for-everybody","love-love","marriage","wife","wisdom","wisdom","wisdom","wise","wise","wise-sayings"],"id":18934,"author_id":"Matshona+Dhliwayo"},{"text":"This isn't the first time I've used this, and the test subject showed no signs of impaired cognitive ability.'Who was the test subject?' asked Aurora.'I test everything out on myself before taking it into the field.'She stared at him. 'You zapped your own brain?'And it didn't do me any harm apart from the dizziness and the vomiting spells and the weirdly persistent ringing in my ears. Also the blackouts and the mood swings and the creeping paranoia. Apart from that, zero side effects, if you don't count the numb fingertips. Which I don't.","author":"Derek Landy","tags":["awesome","brilliant","clever","epic","funny","hilarious","humor","humour","make-me-laugh","witty"],"id":19045,"author_id":"Derek+Landy"},{"text":"Nothing so fortifies a friendship as a belief on the part of one friend that he is superior to the other.","author":"Honoré de Balzac","tags":["clever","funny","humour","sarcasism","witty"],"id":19124,"author_id":"Honor%C3%A9+de+Balzac"},{"text":"I do respect clever.","author":"Lance Conrad","tags":["clever","cleverness","respect"],"id":23538,"author_id":"Lance+Conrad"},{"text":"To us — richer and cleverer than everyone else!","author":"Scott Lynch","tags":["clever","rich","self-confidence"],"id":29141,"author_id":"Scott+Lynch"},{"text":"Never stop acquiring the commonsense, it is as good as the knowledge.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["acquire","acquiring","alike","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","as-good-as","clever","common-knowledge","common-sense","common-sense","commonsense","comparable","compare","comparison","distinguish","general-sense","genius","geniuses","human","humans","indifferentiable","indistinguishable","inspiration","inspirational","inspirational","knowledge","knowledge","knowledgeable","motivation","motivational","motivational","never","never","philosophy","same","similar","stop","stopping","wisdom","wisdom"],"id":30335,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"One should never use exclamation points in writing. It is like laughing at your own joke.","author":"Mark Twain","tags":["advice","clever","exclamation-point","writing"],"id":30619,"author_id":"Mark+Twain"},{"text":"The most holy cannibalism you can perform is to eat the flesh and blood of sagacity, and by sharing it with other wisdom thirsty cannibals.","author":"Michael Bassey Johnson","tags":["blood","cannibalism","canny","clever","cleverness","flesh","knowledge","learning","man-eater","michael-bassey-johnson","prudence","sagacity","sage","sensibility","shrewd","wisdom"],"id":30789,"author_id":"Michael+Bassey+Johnson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":222,"pages":23,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}