{"quotes":[{"text":"My grandmother did all the cooking at Christmas. We ate fattened chicken. We would feed it even more so it would be big and fat.","author":"Alain Ducasse","tags":["cooking","fat","chicken "],"id":3088,"author_id":"Alain+Ducasse"},{"text":"Cowards say it can't be done, critics say it shouldn't have been done, creator say well done.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["act","action","adage","advertisement","alliterations","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri-writer","architect","attacker","backbiter","belittler-knocker","big-baby","blog","blogging","book-writing","caitiff","candy-ass","carper","catch-lines","catchphrases","caviller","censurer","characters","chicken","composer","cowards","craven","creative-writing","creativity","creator","criticism","criticize","critics","critics","denigrator","deprecator","designer","detractor","developer-originator","deviser","disparager","engineer","essay","fault-finder","fear","fraidy-cat","generator","initiator","inspirational","instigator","inventor","knowledge","maker","mastermind","milksop","motivational","mouse","movie","movie-dialogue","namby-pamby","nitpicker-rare-asperser","novel-writing","philosophy","prime-mover","producer","proverbs","public-speaking","punchline","pussy-dingo","quotes","recreant","reviler","rhetoric","scaredy-cat","script","script-writing","scriptwriting","sissy","slogans","social-networking","sook-funk-poltroon","speech","speechwriting","story","tag-lines","take-action","traducer","vilifier","weakling","well-done","wisdom","wit","witty","work","writer","writing","yellow-belly"],"id":10652,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"All lies, freckled vows, crying-weeping on your toesExpected jelly beans gusto, got yourself a life imperfectoToo good a gal, too arrogant a galToo independent, too in need of ChanelTook a careless ride, leaped for a perilous dive Now look who thrived, who gave you a vibe.  - Chicken In Chicken Out.","author":"Heenashree Khandelwal","tags":["chicken","chicken-in-chicken-out","cico","heartbreak","heartbroken","humor","love","marriage","satire","satire-novel"],"id":10875,"author_id":"Heenashree+Khandelwal"},{"text":"I make amazing fried chicken. The secret is taco seasoning.","author":"Tituss Burgess","tags":["chicken","taco","secret "],"id":14038,"author_id":"Tituss+Burgess"},{"text":"My dad liked to boil a squirrel head and suck the brains out the nose. Smaller than a chicken, bigger than a rat.","author":"Beth Ditto","tags":["head","chicken","squirrel "],"id":18619,"author_id":"Beth+Ditto"},{"text":"King David had gotten old. He was so cold and frail that the court appointed a young woman to snuggle with him in his bed. No, they didn't have sex. Though the court did make a point of hiring someone beautiful, just to put a little sizzle in his chicken.","author":"Mark Russell","tags":["bible","chicken","humor"],"id":35709,"author_id":"Mark+Russell"},{"text":"On my actual 16th birthday, on the actual day, I went home and I had chicken korma and Peshwari naan bread and pilau rice, and that was fantastic.","author":"Maisie Williams","tags":["day","home","chicken "],"id":46186,"author_id":"Maisie+Williams"},{"text":"Whenever I have nothing better to do, I roast a chicken.","author":"Jeffrey Steingarten","tags":["chicken","food","roast"],"id":61327,"author_id":"Jeffrey+Steingarten"},{"text":"What's the two things they tell you are healthiest to eat? Chicken and fish. You know what you should do? Combine them, eat a penguin.","author":"Dave Attell","tags":["fish","know","chicken "],"id":87383,"author_id":"Dave+Attell"},{"text":"As for those grapefruit and buttermilk diets, I'll take roast chicken and dumplings.","author":"Hattie McDaniel","tags":["chicken","roast","take "],"id":90794,"author_id":"Hattie+McDaniel"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":57,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}