{"quotes":[{"text":"What's the whole point of being pretty on the outside when you’re so ugly on the inside?","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["celebrity","celebrity-culture","celebrity-gossip","celebutard","dark-humor","fake","fake-people","faking","humor","hype","inner-beauty","kim-kardashian","mainstream-media","plastic","plastic-surgery","prettiness","pretty","real-beauty","shallow-appearances","ugliness"],"id":103830,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"You may be married to a star, but that doesn't mean they'll treat you like one.","author":"Jess C. Scott","tags":["celebrity","celebrity-culture","celebrity-gossip","celebutard","dark-humor","fake","fake-people","faking","humor","inner-beauty","mainstream-media","marriage","plastic","prettiness","pretty","real-beauty","shallow-appearances","ugliness"],"id":233141,"author_id":"Jess+C.+Scott"},{"text":"Platypus? I thought it was pronounced platymapus. Has it always been pronounced platypus?","author":"Jessica Simpson","tags":["animals","celebutard","dumb","platypus"],"id":289196,"author_id":"Jessica+Simpson"},{"text":"Twenty-three is old. It's almost 25, which is like almost mid-20s.","author":"Jessica Simpson","tags":["age","aging","celebutard","dumb","twenties"],"id":362530,"author_id":"Jessica+Simpson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":4,"pages":1}}