{"quotes":[{"text":"Calvin : There's no problem so awful, that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","guilt"],"id":10680,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Calvin:'It says here that 'religion is the opiate of the masses.'...What do you suppose that means?'Television: '...It means that Karl Marx hadn't seen anything yet.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","karl-marx","philosophy","television"],"id":81740,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","comic","education","funny","school"],"id":169539,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"I have all these great genes, but they're recessive. That's the problem here.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["adam-gottbetter","calvin","calvin-and-hobbes","comic","comics","dreams-calvin-and-hobbes","genes","genetics","hobbes","kids"],"id":184739,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","dumb","humor","information","school"],"id":230735,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","humor","life"],"id":232896,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"I'm a misunderstood genius.'What's misunderstood?'Nobody thinks I'm a genius.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","genius","misunderstood"],"id":294462,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["calvin-and-hobbes","funny","humor","lemons","life"],"id":296176,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["bad-day","calvin-and-hobbes","luck"],"id":304784,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"},{"text":"Until you stalk and overrun, you cannot devour anyone.-Hobbes.","author":"Bill Watterson","tags":["advice","calvin-and-hobbes","humor"],"id":307675,"author_id":"Bill+Watterson"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":16,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}