{"quotes":[{"text":"Okay, let's see if I got this straight. The butt is the new breast, and the lower back is the new ankle. Now if only we could figure out where the brain has moved.","author":"Celia Rivenbark","tags":["ankles","awesome","back","breast","butt","fashion","silly-trends","strange-fashion","strange-trends","trends"],"id":29653,"author_id":"Celia+Rivenbark"},{"text":"The best cure for a stick up your butt is a dog to play fetch with.","author":"Ryan Lilly","tags":["animals","animals-love","butt","canine","dog","dogs","fetch","fetching","funny","pet","pets","play","playing","quotable","quote","stick","sticks","stress"],"id":49472,"author_id":"Ryan+Lilly"},{"text":"Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","arse","arses","ass","asses","bench-press","bum","bums","butt","buttock","buttocks","butts","calf","calves","cheat-day","chest","chests","cut","diet","diet-plan","diet-plans","exercise","fit","fitness","funny","gym","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","leg","leg-day","legs","legs-day","lift","muscle","muscles","rear-end","satire","shut-up-and-squat","squat","squats","tone","toned","weight","weights","workout"],"id":114185,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Anyone can lecture from the butt, only very few can act.","author":"Pawan Mishra","tags":["action","butt","integrity","lecture","next-steps","objective","truth","walk-the-walk"],"id":212142,"author_id":"Pawan+Mishra"},{"text":"The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: 'Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!","author":"Oliver Markus","tags":["baboon","baboons","big-breasts-and-wide-hips","breast-implants","breasts","breasts-enhancement","butt","butts","curves","curvy","curvy-woman","dress","dresses","dressing-up","evolution","evolution-humor","evolutionary-biology","evolutionary-psychology","fertility","lipstick","mating-call","mating-ritual","mating-rituals","offspring","tits"],"id":253889,"author_id":"Oliver+Markus"},{"text":"Three year in prison and a dick is just another thing to put up your ass.","author":"Marlon James","tags":["ass","butt","cock","dick","jail","penis","prison"],"id":405936,"author_id":"Marlon+James"},{"text":"So what if you have stretch marks. So what if you have cellulite. So what if you don’t have a big butt. So what if you don’t have large breasts. So what if you don’t have flawless skin. So what if you don’t have a body that other people deem to be perfect. So what! Don’t allow people to define YOUR beauty. Hold your head up high and know who YOU are! DO NOT EVER allow anybody to make you feel as if you’re NOT enough. You ARE enough! BELIEVE that.","author":"Stephanie Lahart","tags":["body","body-image","breasts","butt","cellulite","empowering","empowering-for-women","empowering-women","flawless","inspiration","inspirational","love-yourself","self-esteem","self-love","self-worth","skin","stephanie-lahart","stephanie-lahart","stretch-marks","woman","woman","woman-to-woman","women","words-of-wisdom"],"id":412906,"author_id":"Stephanie+Lahart"},{"text":"For what religion has never had sects? Rest assured, Extremism is always the derrière.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["apologetics","butt","clever","cult","death","denominations","derriere","execution","extremism","fanaticism","funny","funny-but-true","hate","heresy","humor","ideology","law","murder","radical","religion","sin","violence","war","witty"],"id":421273,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"},{"text":"We can't just sit on our asses and not live our lives while we're trying to expose a corrupt government.","author":"C.B. Lee","tags":["abby-jones","bicurious-characters","butt","cb-lee","corruption","cursing","fight-the-power","lgbtqia-characters","not-your-sidekick"],"id":442762,"author_id":"C.B.+Lee"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":9,"pages":1}}