{"quotes":[{"text":"Read as much as you can to keep the mind as supple as a baby's bum.","author":"Jeff Bjune","tags":["baby","bum","much","now","read","supple","write"],"id":112453,"author_id":"Jeff+Bjune"},{"text":"Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","arse","arses","ass","asses","bench-press","bum","bums","butt","buttock","buttocks","butts","calf","calves","cheat-day","chest","chests","cut","diet","diet-plan","diet-plans","exercise","fit","fitness","funny","gym","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","leg","leg-day","legs","legs-day","lift","muscle","muscles","rear-end","satire","shut-up-and-squat","squat","squats","tone","toned","weight","weights","workout"],"id":114185,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Some people do just enough to keep you around because they are AFRAID to know what life would be like without you.","author":"O. S. Hickman","tags":["broken-heart","bum","deadbeat","dependent","divorce","freeloaders","get-over","leeches","love","moocher","parasite","sponge"],"id":171385,"author_id":"O.+S.+Hickman"},{"text":"Some people ate less food less often when they each had a home than they now do as hobos.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","bum","bums","derelict","derelicts","down-and-out-drifter","drifters","eat","food","funny","hilarious","hobo","hoboes","hobos","homeless","homelessness","humor","humorous","humour","hunger","hungry","itinerant","itinerants","joke","jokes","meal","orphan","orphans","poor","poverty","poverty-line","satire","starvation","starve","starving","street-kid","street-kids","thirst","thirsty","tramp","tramps","transient","transients","vagabond","vagabonds","vagrant","vagrants"],"id":319309,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"And I sort of felt her...You know.' Alan made an exaggerated shape of a heart. 'You touched her heart?' Mike queried. 'No! Her bum. It's sort of, you know, heart shaped. Big heart.'He flexed his fingers, remembering the feel of it. 'Soft.","author":"Angela Verdenius","tags":["bum","funny","heart"],"id":382301,"author_id":"Angela+Verdenius"},{"text":"You know... The word 'homeless', gives you this very negative image. A filthy raggedy hobo... It's no good. It's too demeaning of a word if you ask me. It's just not politically correct enough... If it were up to me, I'd rather we be called 'residentially challenged.","author":"Nobuyuki Fukumoto","tags":["bum","comedy","hobo","homeless","politically-correct","politically-correct-culture"],"id":450733,"author_id":"Nobuyuki+Fukumoto"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}