{"quotes":[{"text":"Whenever they are condemning weaves or breast implants, some people speak so passionately that their false teeth almost fall out.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","appearance","appearances","argument","arguments","bazooms","berate","blame","blast","boob","boobs","bosom","bosoms","breast","breast-implants","breasts","castigate","censure","chastise","condemn","condemnation","cosmetic","cosmetic-surgeries","cosmetic-surgery","criticism","criticize","debate","debates","denounce","denture","dentures","denunciation","deprecation","disapprobation","disapproval","disapprove","disfavor","dislike","displeasure","dissatisfaction","distaste","false-teeth","find-fault-with","funny","hair","hilarious","hooters","humor","humorous","humour","hypocrisy","hypocrite","hypocrites","implant","implants","joke","jokes","knockers","lay-into","looks","natural-hair","objection","quotations","quotes","rebuke","reprimand","reprove","revile","satire","slam","surgeries","surgery","take-to-task","thumbs-down","weave","weaves"],"id":50678,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"The red lipstick? It's supposed to signal fertility and readiness to mate. Just like the swollen red butt of a baboon. That tight-fitting little dress that shows off your curves? From the standpoint of evolutionary biology, big breasts represent a healthy mate who can feed a lot of offspring. That's why men are programmed to like big tits. When you show off your curves, what you're really doing is advertising to the whole world: 'Look at me! I'm a healthy female! I'd be a perfect mate! Come mount me!","author":"Oliver Markus","tags":["baboon","baboons","big-breasts-and-wide-hips","breast-implants","breasts","breasts-enhancement","butt","butts","curves","curvy","curvy-woman","dress","dresses","dressing-up","evolution","evolution-humor","evolutionary-biology","evolutionary-psychology","fertility","lipstick","mating-call","mating-ritual","mating-rituals","offspring","tits"],"id":253889,"author_id":"Oliver+Markus"},{"text":"I think if you went back to the eighteenth century and you asked a fifteen year old boy, 'Would you like to marry a woman who has had plastic bags needlessly inserted into her breasts?', that fifteen year old boy would probably be like, 'what's plastic?'.","author":"John Green","tags":["breast-implants","cosmetic-surgery","girls","hotness","nerdfighter","plastic-bags"],"id":280221,"author_id":"John+Green"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":3,"pages":1}}