{"quotes":[{"text":"I'd like to thank my parents for making this night possible. And my children for making it necessary.","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","humor","humorous","victor","victor-borge"],"id":21496,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"},{"text":"(Referring to the piano's natural shape) Isn't it a shame when those big fat opera singers lean against the pianos and bend them?","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","fat","funny","humor","humorous","opera","piano","singers","victor","victor-borge"],"id":33277,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"},{"text":"One afternoon, when I was four years old, my father came home, and he found me in the living room in front of a roaring fire, which made him very angry. Because we didn't have a fireplace.","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","fire","fireplace","funny","humor","humorous","victor","victor-borge"],"id":236902,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"},{"text":"Humor is something that thrives between man's aspirations and his limitations. There is more logic in humor than in anything else. Because, you see, humor is truth.","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","funny","humor","humorous","victor","victor-borge"],"id":293837,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"},{"text":"(Responding to a sneeze from the audience) Who exploded?","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","funny","humor","humorous","sneeze","victor","victor-borge"],"id":366542,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"},{"text":"I normally don't do requests. Unless, of course, I have been asked to do so.","author":"Victor Borge","tags":["borge","funny","humor","humorous","requests","victor","victor-borge"],"id":380381,"author_id":"Victor+Borge"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":6,"pages":1}}