{"quotes":[{"text":"Cats cant speak, that's common sense.-Yoruichi. ","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","cats","common","sense","speak","yoruichi"],"id":8755,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"Truth only exists for those who cling to it.'Sosuke Aizen.","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","cling","kubo","manga","tite","truth"],"id":33512,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"If I were rain, That joins sky and earth that otherwise never touch,Could I join two hearts as well?","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","earth","hearts","love","manga","orihime-inoue","quote","rain","sky"],"id":34960,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"The more bleach in the bedsheets, the greater Chastity's impulse to roll around in them. A party would be thrown, she decided, the kind that would tell a small story in the contents of the dustpan the next morning. Detached sequins and mint leaves muddled by high heels, shrimp tales mixed in with a few shards of broken glass, a crust of bread. She rolled in her bleached sheets until they wrapped around her like a storm, and she fell asleep in the eye of it.","author":"Amelia Gray","tags":["bleach","party","stories"],"id":56652,"author_id":"Amelia+Gray"},{"text":"Whats the difference between a king and his horse?I dont mean some kiddy shit like one has 4 legs and the other has 2, or ones a person and ones an animal. If their form, ability, and power is exactly the same, then why is it one becomes the king and controls the battle and the other one becomes the horse and carries the king? There's only one answer...INSTINCT!!!","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["anime","answer","battle","bleach","control","horse","ichigo","instinct","king"],"id":96490,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"Every thing in this world exist to wear you down.","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","break","life","wear-down","world"],"id":113412,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"Ichigo: You got that? Huh?! I'm the rescuer, so you just SHUT UP!!Rukia: Wha--wha'd you say? A rescuer isn't supposed to ignore the rescuee!Ichigo: Yeah? And what kind of rescuee complains about the rescue!? Why don't you go sit in a corner and tremble in fear and cry out 'Save me! Save me!' like you're supposed to?! Tremble!","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["adorable","bleach","humor","ichiruki"],"id":117964,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"Sure, some of us humans might be angry at a sovereign God about Hell, but know that that is about as meaningful as a few germs being angry at humans about bleach.","author":"Criss Jami","tags":["anger","antitheism","apologetics","atheism","bacteria","bleach","damnation","germs","god","hell","holiness","holiness-of-god","hypocrisy","punishment","scientist","sin","sovereignty","sovereignty-of-god","theism"],"id":153381,"author_id":"Criss+Jami"},{"text":"BE QUIET!!...What do you want...? I was in the middle of saying something nice...","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","humor","manga"],"id":180864,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"},{"text":"You just noticed? You're slow...","author":"Tite Kubo","tags":["bleach","humor","manga","weird"],"id":181182,"author_id":"Tite+Kubo"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":19,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}