That bitch fate had a nasty sense of humor.

Fat bitch,' Kessa murmured as the door scraped closed behind Mrs. Stone.'She meant well, Francesca. And you see, everyone thinks you're too thin.'Since when is Mrs. Stone an authority on appearance. I've heard you say a thousand times that she looks like an old hooker.'I never said anything of the sort. What I said was that she wears too much makeup and her clothes are indiscreet.'Which means she looks like an old hooker. Well, if that's the way a woman is supposed to look, I'd rather be too skinny.' Kessa felt a flash of pleasure at the argument. Just let her mother try to push food into her now.

I can see the common people, with their halo of self-defined morality (that changes conveniently based on needs), coin a term for me that I don’t quite approve of – Bitch.

I tell you, mister, if there’s anything good about being a hot-tempered bitch, it’s knowing right well what buttons to push in others seeing as they’re the same ones what get your own back up.

Look its very simple: You're nice to me, I'll be nice to you. You dare to be bad, I've got good reflex. Can go to bad bitch mode in no time.

No matter how many years passed or how much responsibility each assumed, they still managed to bicker like bitchy teenagers on a regular basis. In some way, though, each found it comforting; it reminded them how close they really were: Acquaintances were always on their best behavior, but sisters loved each other enough to say anything.

Hey,.... Bitch.... Sucker or whatever you are.... STOPP STARRRRINGGGG AT ME! It's so depressing!

He said he loves her more because she makes him smile. Fine! I'll give him the Glasgow smile. Beat that, bitch!

People take life as a gift even as a joke. But both cases it's not a gift - how everything is gave, the same moment it can be taken. One moment it's needed to do this and one moment you have. Still thinking it's a joke??It's not really, Santa Clause is a killer, the guy who ruin everything was by Loverboy he is just kill the all biatches, but he was with Santa Clause they both worked together... (I think that the moment was taken, you don't have it. The Gift is gone, the joke was taken. Because you were wrong!).

I hate comedy... Yo...-yo bitch.