{"quotes":[{"text":"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank.","author":"Woody Allen","tags":["me","name","bank "],"id":14843,"author_id":"Woody+Allen"},{"text":"I left the bankbecause they wouldn’t deposit my cheque of poems.So I went to the store,but they didn’t acceptmy currency of words.So I boxed all my storiesand took them to charity.But they refused my donation and asked me to give blood instead.I opened the notebooks and made them look, 'What do you think I wrote these in?","author":"Kamand Kojouri","tags":["accept","bank","blood","books","boxed","charity","cheque","currency","deposit","donation","kamand","kamand-kojouri","kojouri","notebooks","poem","poems","poet","poetry","quote","store","stories","words","writer","writing","wrote"],"id":21851,"author_id":"Kamand+Kojouri"},{"text":"The legal system has been designed to rob the bank accounts of the common people.","author":"Steven Magee","tags":["accounts","bank","common","designed","legal","people","rob","system"],"id":25104,"author_id":"Steven+Magee"},{"text":"Banking establishments are more dangerous than standing armies.","author":"Thomas Jefferson","tags":["bank"],"id":36883,"author_id":"Thomas+Jefferson"},{"text":"The leadership of the Palestinian Authority is not held in high regard by most of the population of the West Bank. They're seen as living relatively high off the hog and certainly not accomplishing anything vis-a-vis the Israelis.","author":"Ian Lustick","tags":["living","ity","bank "],"id":44691,"author_id":"Ian+Lustick"},{"text":"Public anger over bank bailouts was as much about fairness as the billions of dollars spent.","author":"Nina Easton","tags":["fairness","bank","over "],"id":61518,"author_id":"Nina+Easton"},{"text":"Dream in colours, for hues are vibrant. Paint each day with a smile. In days of past, don't grieve; Make new deposit to the pleasant memory bank! Let your life be a reason for others to LIVE.","author":"Somya Kedia","tags":["bank","colours","colours-of-life","day","deposit","dream","grieve","hues","life","live","memory","new","paint","past","pleasant","reason","reason-to-live","smile","vibrant"],"id":68783,"author_id":"Somya+Kedia"},{"text":"Knowledge of Nature is an account at bank, where each dividend is added to the principal and the interest is ever compounded; and hence it is that human progress, founded on natural knowledge, advances with ever increasing speed.","author":"Grove Karl Gilbert","tags":["account","advance","analogy","bank","compound","dividend","interest","knowledge","natural","nature","principal","progress","science","speed"],"id":101270,"author_id":"Grove+Karl+Gilbert"},{"text":"If we were not impressed by job titles, suits, and jargon, we would demand that financial advisors show us their personal bank statements before they tell us what we could or should do with our own money.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["adage","adages","advice","advices","advisor","advisors","africa","african","aphorism","aphorisms","axiom","axioms","bank","bank-statement","bank-statements","banks","bombast","bombastic","clothes","clothes-make-the-man","clothes-maketh-the-man","clothing","deep","dictum","dictums","epigram","epigrams","financial-advice","financial-advices","financial-advisor","financial-advisors","financial-freedom","funny","gnome","gnomes","humor","humorous","humour","impress","impressed","impression","income","insightful","invest","investment","investments","jargon","job","job-title","job-titles","jobs","language","made-me-think","make-you-think","maxim","maxims","money","passive","passive-income","philosopher","policies","policy","profound","proverb","proverbs","provoke-thought","quotation","quotations","quote","of-the-day","quotes","rich","riches","salaries","salary","satire","satirical","satirist","satirists","saying","sayings","share","shareholder","shareholders","shareholding","shares","south-africa","south-african","suit","suits","tailor","tailor-made","tailored-suit","tailored-suits","tailors","thought-provoking","thoughtful","tuxedo","wage","wages","wealth","wealthy"],"id":122534,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"If you owe the bank $100 that's your problem. If you owe the bank $100 million, that's the bank's problem.","author":"J. Paul Getty","tags":["problem","bank","you "],"id":146714,"author_id":"J.+Paul+Getty"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":53,"pages":6,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}