{"quotes":[{"text":"We served Twinkies and Sno Balls at our wedding. We put them on silver trays so they looked elegant - but they were the real deal!","author":"Dylan Lauren","tags":["real","silver","balls "],"id":17405,"author_id":"Dylan+Lauren"},{"text":"The one, who doesn’t break your heart, will break your balls.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["balls","break","heart"],"id":26961,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["ass","balls","funny","girls","humor","shower","women"],"id":39132,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"If you really want to talk to the big boss now, make sure you leave your balls here with me, for he likes no balls on people he is talking to.","author":"Pawan Mishra","tags":["balls","big-boss","boss","confidence","submission","subordinate","yes-boss","yes-man"],"id":41950,"author_id":"Pawan+Mishra"},{"text":"There was this constant urge in me to tear my insides apart,I didn't know why. By the time I made my mind that it was impossible for meto do, there alighted the fear, haunting me with the words that rangconstantly in my head, 'You're not brave enough'.I didn't feel devastated, I felt the urge to be devastated.","author":"Sanhita Baruah","tags":["alone","balls","brave","bravery","coward","devastated","devastating","fear","grief","guts","haunting","impossible","life","lonely","melancholy","morose","nerves","not-brave-enough","sad","suicidal","tear","timid"],"id":97866,"author_id":"Sanhita+Baruah"},{"text":"You are well aware that it is not numbers or strength that bring the victories in war. No, it is when one side goes against the enemy with the gods' gift of a stronger morale that their adversaries, as a rule, cannot withstand them. I have noticed this point too, my friends, that in soldiering the people whose one aim is to keep alive usually find a wretched and dishonorable death, while the people who, realizing that death is the common lot of all men, make it their endeavour to die with honour, somehow seem more often to reach old age and to have a happier life when they are alive. These are facts which you too should realize (our situation demands it) and should show that you yourselves are brave men and should call on the rest to do likewise.","author":"Xenophon","tags":["balls","bravery","cowardive","death","honor","life","morale","victory","war"],"id":129070,"author_id":"Xenophon"},{"text":"My balls shrank in terror. I was convinced we were going to die.","author":"Manel Loureiro","tags":["balls","convinced","die","going","shrank","terror"],"id":182874,"author_id":"Manel+Loureiro"},{"text":"My dad used to wake me up at 5:30 in the morning and hit me ground balls and tell me, 'Don't be afraid to excel. Don't be afraid to be great.'.","author":"Russell Wilson","tags":["great","me","balls "],"id":187731,"author_id":"Russell+Wilson"},{"text":"When you find yourself in a very hard situation, a circumstance that holds you by the balls, that's the time you wish you were created a woman!(women don't own balls).","author":"Akuku Mach Pep","tags":["balls","situation","wish","women"],"id":202697,"author_id":"Akuku+Mach+Pep"},{"text":"…golf was no longer the most interesting sport to the corporate czars because they found playing with natural balls much more satisfying.","author":"Pawan Mishra","tags":["balls","corporate","corporate-czars","executive","golf","leaders","managers","satisfaction","workplace"],"id":221406,"author_id":"Pawan+Mishra"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":19,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}