Even baldness becomes a beauty of a hairless head through the heart of acceptance.

— Munia Khan

...It occurred to me that maybe Samson's hair wasn't the source of his strength; maybe it was the symbol of his strength. And maybe when Delilah cut off his hair, he didn't lose his power because he lost his hair; he just woke up the next morning and looked in the mirror, and suddenly for the life of him couldn't remember who he was.

— Sarah Thebarge

Frozen yogurt is tastier than ice cream; nobody is too old for cartoons; bald men are sexy; chocolate is the best medicine; BIG books are better; cats secretly rule the planet; and everything should be available in the color pink, including monster trucks.

— Richelle E. Goodrich

When the New York Times scratches its head, get ready for total baldness as you tear out your hair.

— Christopher Hitchens

There's one thing about baldness, it's neat.

— Don Herold