You're murderers,' she told the stunned crowd. 'You killed him. He was a miracle, and you killed him. Now you've just got me. And I'm a curse.

Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.

Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.

A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.Son of a mother…Friend or not, it was so on.

Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.

I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! We made it to Hollywood, time to give these aliens the golden boot!' - Angel from the Thousand Years War.

It’s getting a little chilly in here! Why don’t we sit by the fireplace and I’ll tell you the story of how I single handedly killed the Medina boys!

One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.

Riley Blackthorne - kicking hell's ass one demon at a time.