{"quotes":[{"text":"You're murderers,' she told the stunned crowd. 'You killed him. He was a miracle, and you killed him. Now you've just got me. And I'm a curse.","author":"J.L. Bryan","tags":["bad-ass","curse","death","miracle","murder","plague","witch"],"id":32533,"author_id":"J.L.+Bryan"},{"text":"Zebrowski says that if you killed someone else just hide the body, he's not starting over on the paperwork.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["anita-blake","bad-ass","funny"],"id":78310,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"Never trust people who smile constantly. They're either selling something or not very bright.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["anita-blake","bad-ass","funny"],"id":87839,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"A smell of burned hair and cotton wafted into the air as I spun toward my desk. There was a low whine from the desk and then smoke billowed out of my closed laptop.I gaped.My precious, perfectly brand new laptop I cherished like one would a small child.Son of a mother…Friend or not, it was so on.","author":"Jennifer L. Armentrout","tags":["bad-ass","book-nerd","humour","laptop"],"id":96676,"author_id":"Jennifer+L.+Armentrout"},{"text":"Some girls want to be a princess when they grow up. I wanted to be in a bad bitch girl gang.","author":"Natalia Kills","tags":["bad-ass","bitch","funny"],"id":103012,"author_id":"Natalia+Kills"},{"text":"I just don't believe in helping people who are going to torture me. Though I don't see any bamboo slivers. How can you possibly torture someone without bamboo slivers?","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["anita-blake","bad-ass","funny"],"id":141892,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! We made it to Hollywood, time to give these aliens the golden boot!' - Angel from the Thousand Years War.","author":"Angel Ramon Medina","tags":["adult-humor","bad-ass","determination","kick-ass","no-nonsense"],"id":156928,"author_id":"Angel+Ramon+Medina"},{"text":"It’s getting a little chilly in here! Why don’t we sit by the fireplace and I’ll tell you the story of how I single handedly killed the Medina boys!","author":"Angel Ramon Medina","tags":["bad-ass","book","crime-fiction","major","science-fiction","suspense-novel","suspense-thriller"],"id":186656,"author_id":"Angel+Ramon+Medina"},{"text":"One thing I've learned about vampires--they keep pulling new rabbits out of their cloaks. Big, fanged, carnivorous bunnies that'll eat your eyeballs if you're not paying attention.","author":"Laurell K. Hamilton","tags":["anita-blake","bad-ass","funny"],"id":188737,"author_id":"Laurell+K.+Hamilton"},{"text":"Riley Blackthorne - kicking hell's ass one demon at a time.","author":"Jana Oliver","tags":["bad-ass","fantasy","fiction"],"id":191317,"author_id":"Jana+Oliver"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":13,"pages":2,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}