{"quotes":[{"text":"I'm usually a bit awkward in houses that I haven't been to before, so it's a way to not look weird. If I find something I've read before it automatically makes me more comfortable.","author":"Adi Alsaid","tags":["awkward","book","books","comfort","me","true","truth"],"id":994,"author_id":"Adi+Alsaid"},{"text":"Saying just the right thing after a considerable, awkward pause is far less effective than saying the wrong thing with perfect timing. I'm telling you.","author":"Augusten Burroughs","tags":["awkward","confidence","getting-it-right","self-confidence"],"id":6986,"author_id":"Augusten+Burroughs"},{"text":"She's been used to hiding her feelings for so long, no wonder her manner can be a little awkward.","author":"Sophie Kinsella","tags":["awkward","feelings","hide","hiding-feelings","manner"],"id":14896,"author_id":"Sophie+Kinsella"},{"text":"THIS IS WHAT A MAN LOOKS LIKE. HE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE AESTHETICALLY PLEASING; HE DOES NOT HAVE TO BE MUSCULAR; HE DESERVES NOT TO BE PHOTOSHOPPED. HE IS HUMAN, AND HE HAS BLEMISHES. HERE HE STANDS, VISIBLE. HE SEES YOU ALL, COUNTLESS INVISIBLE OTHERS LIKE HIM. THIS BODY IS ACCEPTABLE — PUBESCENT, AWKWARD, MARRED. YOU DON’T HAVE TO BE INVISIBLE. WE ARE ALL GOOD ENOUGH. THERE IS NOTHING WRONG WITH OUR BODIES.","author":"Agnostic Zetetic","tags":["awkward","blemish","body","body-shame","equality","feminism","happy","human","image","invisible","lgbt","male","male-beauty","man","masculinity","muscle","photoshop","pride","puberty","reality","shame","trans","transgender","visibility"],"id":26028,"author_id":"Agnostic+Zetetic"},{"text":"I saw Dad's eyes widen just a fraction when he heard my voice catch. He glanced at me but quickly turned away. He didn't want me to see his reaction, but I did, and I'll never forget it. In that brief glimpse, I could see what he was thinking behind that fixed stare. There would be no grandkids, there would be no more Creed family bloodline, nothing else to look forward to. From that point on I'd become the last, most devastating disappointment in what he thought his life had added up to--one overwhelming failure.","author":"Perry Moore","tags":["awkward","disappointment","failure","gay"],"id":28542,"author_id":"Perry+Moore"},{"text":"Word of advice for any young man that might want to take out Malia or Sasha Obama - Their father can order an assassination, don't piss him off.","author":"David C. Holley","tags":["absurd","advice","assassination","awkward","humor","obama","piss-off"],"id":37302,"author_id":"David+C.+Holley"},{"text":"You know on TV when there’s one of those awkward, shocking moments and all you hear are the crickets in the background?Well chirp fucking chirp...This is one of those moments.","author":"Emma Chase","tags":["awkward","funny-smut","humor","romance"],"id":41388,"author_id":"Emma+Chase"},{"text":"It's only awkward if you let it be.","author":"Silvia Donahue","tags":["awkward","true"],"id":61609,"author_id":"Silvia+Donahue"},{"text":"If I had seen pictures of people eating each other on the wall, I would've told him I was into cannibalism.","author":"Chelsea Handler","tags":["awkward","cannibalism","compulsive-lying","humor","lies","lying"],"id":66849,"author_id":"Chelsea+Handler"},{"text":"Penelope? Thank you. For not leaving me alone to deal with this . . . When things got hard. Other people would have. You're a true friend.","author":"Svetlana Chmakova","tags":["aloneness","awkward","buddies","friendship","graphic-novel","hard-work","loneliness","maribella","peppi","svetlana-chmakova","young-adult","youth"],"id":72874,"author_id":"Svetlana+Chmakova"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":72,"pages":8,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}