{"quotes":[{"text":"I am so obsessed with the cars that sometimes I feel like my heart is not a muscle, it's an engine.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","audi","automobile","back-seat","bentley","bikes","bmw","brakes","car","car","cars","chauffeur","comedy","convertible","drive","driver","driving","emotions","engine","ferrari","ford","four-wheeler","front-seat","gear","heart","horn","horsepower","humor","jaguar","lamborghini","lexus","luxury-car","mclaren","mercedes","mercedes-benz","motor","motorcar","motorcycle","ride","riding","road-trip","roadtrip","rolls-royce","speed","sports-car","steering","steering-wheel","torque","travel","two-wheeler","vehicle","wheels","windshield","wit","witty"],"id":4849,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"Take care of your car in the garage, and the car will take care of you on the road.","author":"Amit Kalantri","tags":["amit-kalantri","amit-kalantri","audi","automobile","back-seat","bentley","bikes","blow-horn","bmw","brakes","breaks","car","car","car-service","cars","chauffeur","comedy","convertible","drive","driver","driving","emotions","engine","ferrari","flat-tire","flat-tyre","ford","four-wheeler","front-seat","garage","gear","headlights","heart","horn","horsepower","humor","jaguar","lamborghini","lexus","luxury-car","mclaren","mechanic","mercedes","mercedes-benz","motor","motorcar","motorcycle","pneumatics","ride","riding","road-trip","roadtrip","rolls-royce","servicing-vehicles","speed","sports-car","steering","steering-wheel","taillights","tire","torque","travel","two-wheeler","tyre","vehicle","washing","wheels","windshield","wit","witty"],"id":43391,"author_id":"Amit+Kalantri"},{"text":"Going to church doesn’t make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile.","author":"Billy Sunday","tags":["automobile","car","funny","humor","religious"],"id":94668,"author_id":"Billy+Sunday"},{"text":"When Henry Ford decided to produce his famous V-8 motor, he chose to build an engine with the entire eight cylinders cast in one block, and instructed his engineers to produce a design for the engine. The design was placed on paper, but the engineers agreed, to a man, that it was simply impossible to cast an eight-cylinder engine-block in one piece.Ford replied,''Produce it anyway.","author":"Henry Ford","tags":["automobile","car","engineer","engineering","henry-ford","impossible","motorcar","napoleon-hill","possible","think-and-grow-rich"],"id":96623,"author_id":"Henry+Ford"},{"text":"The killjoys initiated automobile crash standards so rigorous that we can't buy a car that hasn't been dropped from the top of a phone pole with our whole family strapped inside.","author":"P. J. O'Rourke","tags":["family","phone","automobile "],"id":108379,"author_id":"P.+J.+O%27Rourke"},{"text":"I blame feminism and Facebook for the death of the American automobile. I'm a Republican, so I blame everything on feminism - or commies.","author":"P. J. O'Rourke","tags":["american","blame","automobile "],"id":141180,"author_id":"P.+J.+O%27Rourke"},{"text":"If your trust is in man, your joy will soon be buried in the cemetery. If you hope is in cars, your happiness will soon be found in the mechanic shop. You are missing it if man is your hope.","author":"Israelmore Ayivor","tags":["automobile","bible","cars","cemetary","christ","diesel","food-for-thought","god","hope","inspirational","inspirations","israelmore-ayivor","jehovah","jesus","jesus-christ","man","mechanic","mechanic-shop","motivational","motivations","personal-development","petrol","trust","trust-in-god"],"id":152732,"author_id":"Israelmore+Ayivor"},{"text":"A theory of personal resurrection or reincarnation of the individual is untenable when we but pause to consider the magnitude of the idea. On the contrary, I must believe that rather than the survival of all, we must look for survival only in the spirit of the good we have done in passing through.Once obsolete, an automobile is thrown to the scrap heap. Once here and gone, the human life has likewise served its purpose. If it has been a good life, it has been sufficient. There is no need for another.","author":"Luther Burbank","tags":["afterlife","automobile","good","life","magnitude","need","obsolete","purpose","reincarnation","resurrection","scrap-heap","superstition","untenable"],"id":174469,"author_id":"Luther+Burbank"},{"text":"Most people do not mind having a house that is smaller and/or a car that is cheaper than their neighbours’, as long as they each earn and have more money than their neighbours, and, equally important, their neighbours know that.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["abode","abodes","aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","automobile","automobiles","car","cars","cheap","class","classes","compete","competition","consumerism","earn","earnings","expensive","funny","hilarious","home","homes","house","houses","humor","humorous","humour","inexpensive","joke","jokes","mansion","mansions","materialism","money","monied","neighbor","neighborhood","neighbors","neighbour","neighbourhood","neighbours","quotations","quotes","residence","resident","residents","rich","richer","salaries","salary","satire","show-off","social-class","social-classes","spirituality","wages"],"id":183658,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"Life punishes those who have things in abundance by making them worry about petty things like: what to wear, or, which car to drive.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["abundance","automobile","car","clothes","consumerism","drive","materialism","poor","rich","scarcity","worry"],"id":232699,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":24,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}