Happy to say you passed the sobriety test. Sad to say you failed the asshole test.
— Gena ShowalterTo lose a worthless friend is worthy of a testimony.
— Michael Bassey JohnsonNow get the fuck up off the ground so I can put you in it... Like a coffin. Because you'll be fucking dead after I kill you, you fucking asshole.
— Robert KirkmanCheck your privilege, Hitler! I'm a nut job, not an asshole.
— Rick RemenderThe poor girl ws keeping that student's letter as a precious treasure, and had run to fetch it, her only treasure, because she did not want me to go away without knowing that she, too, was honestly and genuinely loved; that she, too, was addressed respectfully. No doubt that letter was destined to lie in her box and lead to nothing. But none the less, I am certain that she would keep it all her life as a precious treasure, as her pride and justification, and now at such a minute she had thought of that letter and brought it with naive pride to raise herself in my eyes that I might see, that I, too, might think well of her.
— Fyodor DostoyevskyKeep moving forward, the best way to let go off,asshole people holding you back.
— Napz Cherub PellazoBitten? You mean you're a-'A werewolf,' said the girl. 'Like everyone else here. Except you, and the asshole. And the asshole's sister.
— Cassandra ClareIt is my sincere desire that my research and hard work will help create a world where we all learn to walk this Earth, safe, enlightened and free from the perils of cruelty, ignorance, and all the other dark and sinister forces, which make assholes possible.
— Alexei Maxim RussellSometimes being a nice person is all about knowing when to be an asshole.
— John CheeseYou're an asshole, you know that, Haller?'I nodded and headed back to the door.'When I need to be.
— Michael Connelly