{"quotes":[{"text":"My heart can see the ass in you.","author":"Sudheer Reddy","tags":["ass","heart","love"],"id":10115,"author_id":"Sudheer+Reddy"},{"text":"Women are like shower faucets, you must treat them carefully, because if you do not, it will either burn your balls or freeze your ass.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["ass","balls","funny","girls","humor","shower","women"],"id":39132,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"When the world kicks your ass, don't step in line.Book: stuff I think about.","author":"Sondra Faye","tags":["ass","feminist","helplessness","self-esteem","self-esteem-self-help-book","underdog","understanding-oneself-and-others"],"id":56854,"author_id":"Sondra+Faye"},{"text":"I have been an author for 20 years and an ass for 55.","author":"Mark Twain","tags":["ass","live","years"],"id":71353,"author_id":"Mark+Twain"},{"text":"Sadness is like growing of hairs around our ass; we may not like it or want it, but it is surprisingly always there.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["ass","funny","hairs","happiness","sadness"],"id":88959,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"There are four kinds of people to avoid in the world: the assholes, the asswipes, the ass-kissers, and those that just will shit all over you.","author":"Anthony Liccione","tags":["ass","brown-nose","idiots","jerks","people","shit"],"id":112291,"author_id":"Anthony+Liccione"},{"text":"Some men’s chests are more buttlike than some women’s butts.","author":"Mokokoma Mokhonoana","tags":["aphorism","aphorisms","aphorist","aphorists","arse","arses","ass","asses","bench-press","bum","bums","butt","buttock","buttocks","butts","calf","calves","cheat-day","chest","chests","cut","diet","diet-plan","diet-plans","exercise","fit","fitness","funny","gym","hilarious","humor","humorous","humour","joke","jokes","leg","leg-day","legs","legs-day","lift","muscle","muscles","rear-end","satire","shut-up-and-squat","squat","squats","tone","toned","weight","weights","workout"],"id":114185,"author_id":"Mokokoma+Mokhonoana"},{"text":"The reason why a man cannot stop staring at a woman ass is only because God has spent 80 percent of his time and efforts on woman ass and 20 percent on her entire body.","author":"M.F. Moonzajer","tags":["ass","body","funny","god","staring","woman"],"id":125606,"author_id":"M.F.+Moonzajer"},{"text":"Art can blow us out of our pigeon hole. In deafness it may shout or scream, in blindness it may arrest our attention, in numbness it may shake up our mind. If we don’t sense anything at all and take everything for granted, art can kick us in the ass, give a conscience and make us aware. ('When is Art?').","author":"Erik Pevernagie","tags":["arrest","art","ass","attention","aware","blindness","blow","conscience","deafness","kick","mind","nothing-at-all","numbness","pigeon-hole","scream","sense","shake-up","shout","take-for-granted"],"id":169641,"author_id":"Erik+Pevernagie"},{"text":"Save your ass, give my ass.... What a friend you are...","author":"Deyth Banger","tags":["a","are","ass","friend","give","what","you"],"id":185789,"author_id":"Deyth+Banger"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":24,"pages":3,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}