{"quotes":[{"text":"The electrical grounding system is the largest radio frequency (RF) radiation antenna system ever constructed in the history of mankind.","author":"Steven Magee","tags":["antenna","antennae","antennas","constructed","earth","earthing","electrical","ever","ground","grounded","grounding","history","history-of-mankind","history-of-the-earth","largest","mankind","radiation","radiation-effects","radio","radio-wave-sickness","radio-waves","radiochemistry","system"],"id":95158,"author_id":"Steven+Magee"},{"text":"Ant 1: So, uh, do you ever worry that your itsy little neck is just going to snap under the weight of your head? Ant 2: Stop asking me that. You ask me that, like, every five minutes. Ant 1: Sometimes I notice my antennae out of the corner of my eye and I'm all, like: AHH! Something is on me! Get it off! Get it off! Ant 2: Yeah, the antennae again. Listen, I just remembered, I have to go walk around aimlessly now.","author":"Jim Benton","tags":["antennae","ants","funny"],"id":403314,"author_id":"Jim+Benton"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":2,"pages":1}}