{"text":"Being skilled in Catsism is like being a ninja only deadlier and not so silent. The only bad thing is the sickening grammar you have to use.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["being","cat","cats","dead","deadly","death","grammar","mark-twain","meow","ninja","ninjas","nothing","sarcasm","sickening","silence","silent","skill","skilled","skillful","usage"],"id":91478,"author_id":"Will+Advise"}