{"text":"TO MAKE A LONG STORY SHORTTo make a long story shortI leave all my possessionsto the Municipal Slaughterhouseto the Special Unit of the Police Departmentto Lucky Dog LottoSo now if you want you can shoot.","author":"Nicanor Parra","tags":["irony","jab","police-state"],"id":776,"author_id":"Nicanor+Parra"}