{"text":"My phone buzzed in the center console again.'What's happening with this thing?' Dad grabbed it.'Dad, really?' I didn't want him to see the texts between Dash and me. Awkward.'He says he knew it.'The traffic opened up, and I went right on Sunset. 'Please don't scroll.'Knew what?'I have no idea, and I'm driving. So forget it for.","author":"C.D. Reiss","tags":["funny","humor","parents","texting"],"id":72742,"author_id":"C.D.+Reiss"}