{"text":"I'm an oracle of the past. I can accurately predict up to 1 minute in the future, by thoroughly investigating the last 2 years of your life. Also, I look like an old database – flat and full of useless info.","author":"Will Advise","tags":["accuracy","appearance","appearances","database","databases","flat","flatness","full","fullness","future","nothing","nsa","oracle","past","prediction","predictions","private","thorough","thoroughly","thoroughness","time","useless","years"],"id":65639,"author_id":"Will+Advise"}