{"text":"So you've been gone a couple days,' Alison said. 'Hmm, what'd you miss...A celebrity did drugs. Politicians disagreed. A different celebrity wore a bikini that revealed a bodily imperfection. A team won a sporting event, but another team lost.' I smiled. 'You can't go disappearing on everybody like this, Hazel. You miss too much.","author":"John Green","tags":["american-society","contemporary-society","humor","satire","social-commentary","social-mores"],"id":473031,"author_id":"John+Green"}