{"text":"With him big Phil from Notting Hill an old 'face' from the sixties a pin up gangster with a 'mars bar' weal scraping his left cheek and of course two 'wag' slags in tow trussed up like French Poodles with 'Bratz babe' stares and Gucci Handbags.","author":"Saira Viola","tags":["comedy","crime","humour","post-modern","satire"],"id":44116,"author_id":"Saira+Viola"}