{"text":"Father, I can’t take this,” I said.  “Why not?” “Because you’re a priest, Father.” “And my money’s no good because of it? What are you? A member of the Masonic Lodge?” “Naw, Father,” I said. “I just feel guilty taking money from you.”  “Well, you’re Irish and Jewish. You have to feel guilty over somethin’, don’t ya? Take the money and be happy ye have it.","author":"John William Tuohy","tags":["foster-care","golf","guilt","irish","jewish","money"],"id":44094,"author_id":"John+William+Tuohy"}