{"text":"All of them are the same type; girls with overprocessed hair and too much makeup and way too much access to Daddy’s credit cards. Girls who, if you took away the designer labels, hair dye and cover-up, wouldn’t be more than average-looking, but with all that stuff look too plastic to be pretty.","author":"Hannah Harrington","tags":["beauty","face","fact","funny","girls","humor","makeup","plastic","society","truth"],"id":4291,"author_id":"Hannah+Harrington"}