{"text":"I had a dream about you. At first you were a mannequin, and I was a fashion designer. Then, inexplicably, we switched roles and I became the mannequin. But instead of putting clothes on me, you laughed at my nakedness, and you sold me to the owner of a sex shop.","author":"Dark Jar Tin Zoo","tags":["dreaming","dreams","funny","humor","life","relationships","sleep","sleeping"],"id":4184,"author_id":"Dark+Jar+Tin+Zoo"}