{"text":"Why just order a pizza, when you can get a restraining order for the delivery guys, make them come to you, sue them, and get all the profit?","author":"Will Advise","tags":["arrival","delivery","guys","lawsuit","lawsuits","nothing","order","ordering","people","pizza","police","profit","restraining","restraining-order","scam","strategy","winning","winning-strategy"],"id":417651,"author_id":"Will+Advise"}