{"text":"It's spider season. Every year, right about now, thousands of the godless eight-legged bastards emerge from the bowels of hell (or the garden, whichever's nearest) with the sole intention of tormenting humankind.","author":"Charlie Brooker","tags":["arachnophobia","dread","fear","funny","humor","humour","spiders","torment"],"id":30854,"author_id":"Charlie+Brooker"}