{"text":"Why worry about minor little details like clean air, clean water, safe ports and the safety net when Jesus is going to give the world an 'Extreme Makeover: Planet Edition' right after he finishes putting Satan in his place once and for all?","author":"Arianna Huffington","tags":["christianity","environment","god","politics","religion","satan"],"id":2242,"author_id":"Arianna+Huffington"}