{"text":"You’re not exactly up for the Humanitarian of the Year award, so save your altruism for someone who can't see through you like cellophane.","author":"Rebecca McNutt","tags":["altruism","cellophane","cellophane-wrap","fake","funny","hokey","humanitarian","jesus-complex","messiah-complex","pretend","pretentious","see-through","self-righteousness"],"id":170505,"author_id":"Rebecca+McNutt"}