{"text":"From my first stab at second base, I became obsessively concerned for my vaginal upkeep. I began shaving the day after I felt my first tongue down my throat. The first buzz was a disaster, causing horrifically itchy dull razor breakout that made me look like I made love to a poison ivy bush. Whenever I thought there was a chance of unveiling my privates, I smothered every breakout with the same foundation I used for the occasional teenage acne face breakouts.","author":"Maggie Georgiana Young","tags":["controversial-memoir","edgy-memoir","feminist-books","feminist-memoir","just-another-number","maggie-young","memoir","number-2"],"id":170023,"author_id":"Maggie+Georgiana+Young"}