{"text":"Asscrown,' I muttered under my breath as I headed to my next class. I wasn't proud of swearing at a complete stranger, no. But he started it.Noah matched my pace. 'Don't you mean 'assclown'?' He looked amused.'No,' I said, louder this time. 'I mean asscrown. The crown on top of the asshat that covers the asshole of the assclown. The very zenith in the hierarchy of asses,' I said, as though I was reading from a dictionary of modern profanity.'I guess you nailed me then.","author":"Michelle Hodkin","tags":["humour","mara-dyer","noah-shaw"],"id":16810,"author_id":"Michelle+Hodkin"}