{"text":"As a young child I had Santa and Jesus all mixed up. I could identify Coke or Pepsi with just one sip, but I could not tell you for sure why they strapped Santa to a cross. Had he missed a house? Had a good little girl somewhere in the world not received the doll he’d promised her, making the father angry?” (p.3).","author":"Augusten Burroughs","tags":["coke","doll","father","house","jesus","little-girl","pepsi","santa","young-child"],"id":153706,"author_id":"Augusten+Burroughs"}