{"text":"He leaned in for a sniff. 'Smells like a horse's arse! I've got Ian!' -'No sniffing allowed! We never discussed sniffing! I cry foul!' Ian was outraged. 'I'm not giving you a shilling!' -'Give him a shilling! It's not his fault you smell like a horse's arse!","author":"Julie Anne Long","tags":["humor","humour","insults","name-calling"],"id":15359,"author_id":"Julie+Anne+Long"}