{"text":"I was coming down off the last painkiller left in my dresser drawer after Autumn tossed my stash. In that moment I was so groggy and happy I would have accepted a date with Oscar the Grouch - and planned to do some serious feeling up on the green furry beast too. Yeah, stooping to pharmaceutical-inspired sex fantasies about garbage can Sesame Street characters - that had to be the best Just Say No drug lecture a girl in a leg cast could ever receive to make her go cold turkey off the meds.","author":"Rachel Cohn","tags":["cupcake","cyd-charisse","drugs","gingerbread","high","humour","leg-injury","medication","oscar-the-grouch","painkillers","pills","rachel-cohn","sesame-street","shrimp"],"id":152194,"author_id":"Rachel+Cohn"}