{"text":"Rich old people are more attractive than poor old people, so by all means, try to get rich before age sets in. Otherwise, you'll just be playing catch-up for the rest of your life and that will just wear you out, let me tell you.","author":"Jill Conner Browne","tags":["aging","financial-planning","humerous","senior-citizen","sweet-potato-queens"],"id":147557,"author_id":"Jill+Conner+Browne"}