{"text":"A balanced dieT to make you die with a tea, consists of holding two bags of cookies on each hand and a voracious hunger to consume.","author":"Ana Claudia Antunes","tags":["consumerism","consumption","cookies","diet-industry","dieting","humorous","industrial-food","nourishment","nourishment-of-soul","sugar-addiction"],"id":10837,"author_id":"Ana+Claudia+Antunes"}