{"author":"Will Rogers","author_id":"Will+Rogers","total_quotes":130,"quotes":[{"text":"We don't seem to be able to check crime, so why not legalize it and then tax it out of business?","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["tax","crime","why "],"id":3946,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"If I studied all my life, I couldn't think up half the number of funny things passed in one session of congress.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["life","my life","think "],"id":12212,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["autism","memoir","nonfiction","writing"],"id":18851,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"Politics has got so expensive that it takes lots of money to even get beat with.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["politics"],"id":27268,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"If stupidity got us into this, why can't stupidity get us out?","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["stupidity"],"id":36157,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["money","good","giving "],"id":37950,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"I'm not a member of any organized party  I'm a Democrat.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["politicians"],"id":42074,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"The more you observe politics, the more you've got to admit that each party is worse than the other.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["party","you","admit "],"id":43220,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"Ancient Rome declined because it had a Senate, now what's going to happen to us with both a House and a Senate?","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["rome","now","house "],"id":44805,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"},{"text":"It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble  it's what we know that ain't so.","author":"Will Rogers","tags":["knowledge"],"id":45298,"author_id":"Will+Rogers"}],"pagination":{"page":1,"page_size":10,"total":130,"pages":13,"next":"?page=2\u0026page_size=10"}}